Coffee

Overheard by Kate at the Solano Avenue Peet’s:

Clerk: Would you like a complimentary cup of coffee with that purchase?

Customer: Nah, I’ve had enough coffee today. If I have any more I’m going to pull my lower lip up over my head.

Kate: It’s a good thing to know your limits.

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2 Replies to “Coffee”

  1. And who said that caffeine wasn’t a drug? Well, maybe no one. But here is proof that we’re even beginning to peddle it like one. You don’t want to buy it so we’ll give you a complimentary taste. On the other hand…as Kate pointed out, the customer was able to stop themselves.

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