Who’s Your Cronkite Now?

You could call this “All Cronkite’s Children.” Not to blame him, or to praise him, but just as a nod to the news wreckage we’re left with world that evolved in his wake.

Featured on the ABC News home page right now:

• Nude Video of ESPN Reporter Stirs Controversy
• Will ‘American Idol’ Bid Adieu to Paula Abdul?
• Do Circumcised Men Do It Better?
• Woman’s DIY Plastic Surgery Nightmare
• ‘He’ Becomes ‘She’: Husband’s Transformation.

‘Nuff said.)