Pre-coffee groundhog colloquy (a play for two voices and dog):

Early riser: It’s Groundhog Day.

Later riser: Mmmph … Scout, go out and tear the ass off a groundhog. ‘How’s your shadow look now, groundhog?’

Early riser: ‘Yeah, you ass-less groundhog.’

All exeunt, chortling.

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