From the sharp-eyed Kate, off of Craigslist:
FREE TEETH CLEANING
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2006-01-13, 2:19PM
You: A kind-hearted person who hasn’t had their teeth cleaned in over 5 years and is willing to take a free trip to O’ahu, Hawaii to help me take my State Board Dental Hygiene test. Persons with cavities, crowns, bridges are not appropriate for this test. Lots of tartar build-up is a must! Smokers ok. We will leave Feb 21st (Tuesday), the test is Feb 22nd, and you may stay for as long as you like. Air-fare and hotel (for 2-3 days) will be covered. Free full set of x-rays included.
Me: A Registered Dental Hygienist that needs your help!
If you think you fit the criteria, and need a tan as desperately as I do, call me at (707)888-4765