From the sharp-eyed Kate, off of Craigslist:
FREE TEETH CLEANING
Reply to: anon-125119271@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-13, 2:19PMYou: A kind-hearted person who hasn’t had their teeth cleaned in over 5 years and is willing to take a free trip to O’ahu, Hawaii to help me take my State Board Dental Hygiene test. Persons with cavities, crowns, bridges are not appropriate for this test. Lots of tartar build-up is a must! Smokers ok. We will leave Feb 21st (Tuesday), the test is Feb 22nd, and you may stay for as long as you like. Air-fare and hotel (for 2-3 days) will be covered. Free full set of x-rays included.
Me: A Registered Dental Hygienist that needs your help!If you think you fit the criteria, and need a tan as desperately as I do, call me at (707)888-4765
Thanks! April
Four months ago, I would have qualified. Life is all about timing, isn’t it?
Does anyone besides me wonder if teeth cleaning, tartar, smokers okay, etc., are really euphemisms for something less wholesome. Because, why is someone in 708 area code taking their “state boards” in Hawaii? Wink wink.