(By way of my brother John): Because, The New York Times says, Johnny (and Janey) can’t spell:
“When Holly Marshall wanted to sell a pair of dangling
earrings, a popular style these days, she listed them on
eBay once, and got no takers. She tried a second time, and
still no interest.
“Was it the price? The fuzzy picture? Maybe the description:
a beautiful pair of chandaleer earrings. …”