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Talkin’ Baseball

Me: [Erstwhile Cubs closer Carlos] Marmol. He’s bad. He’s explosively bad, like a bad case of diarrhea.

Thom: Yeah?

Me: Yeah. He’s the only pitcher who has recently been likened to diarrhea. ‘Cause when he’s on the mound, the other team gets the runs.

Thom: Aw, shit.

Me: Exactly.

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